May 2013
erikaa5435:
blackguysforever:
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
My life.
seriously my life lol
homleschapel:
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
akanedee:
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
best-of-funny:
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
X
stayyyyoungg:
has anyone ever realized that drinking water is like taking a shower on the inside of your body.
ive spent way to much time on tumblr today.
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
isurvivedthekobayashimaru:
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him...
mskneesocks:
you’re the only one who understands me google
solluxyaoi:
“wow hes really attractive”
“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”
earthnation:
will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking
ejacutastic:
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
andysbrownies:
You don’t need to bribe me with heels and diamond rings, just buy me hockey tickets and hockey jerseys and I will love you forever
Me: *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
Friend: no.
clairedeecat:
I just want to be remarkable. I want to be the type of girl someone meets and can’t stop thinking about, the kind of girl they’ll never forget.
eracist:
I’m really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff
patrick-stump-hand:
pizzaswag:
abandoned theme parks look rad as fuck someone go explore one with me
you are the first five minutes of supernatural
